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| Interview of a Santa Singh | |
| Interview of a SardarSanta Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.Following is the transcript :O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications &...
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| 11:03 | 3/Jun/2008 |
| Every One knows Me | |
| Santa was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."Tired of his boasting, his boss called him bluff, "OK, Santa how about Tom Cruise?""Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Santa and boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruises door, and sur...
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| 10:51 | 3/Jun/2008 |
| Banta in Paris | |
| Banta in Paris Banta Singh was a business graduate, and had been out of school for several years. He had established a furniture store and was doing quite well. He decided to expand the lines he carried by adding some expensive French furniture he knew no one else in town carried. He scheduled a buying trip to France. Bantas first day in Paris was ...
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| 10:49 | 3/Jun/2008 |
| Greatest Inventions | |
| Greatest Inventions The Greatest Inventions planned by Prof. Santa Singh and Prof. Banta Singh! 1. Water-proof towel 2. Solar powered flashlight 3. Submarine screen door 4. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart board 6. A dictionary index 7. Ejector seat in a helicopter 8. Powdered water 9. Pedal-powered wheel chair 10. Water-proof tea bag
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| 10:45 | 3/Jun/2008 |
| Bond James Bond | |
| A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first SARDAR answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The polic...
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| 10:43 | 3/Jun/2008 |
| Medical Exam | |
| Once Santa Singh applied to a medical school - needless to say he never made it Because These are the answers he gave: Antibody - against everyoneArtery - the study of fine paintingsBacteria - back door to a cafeteriaBenign - what you be after you be eightBowel - letters like a,e,i,o,uCaesarian Section - a district in RomeCardiology - advanced st...
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| 10:39 | 3/Jun/2008 |
| More fun | |
| DEATH NOTE Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, Santa Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note....
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| 10:37 | 3/Jun/2008 |
| Height of Revenge | |
| Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he ge...
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| 10:31 | 3/Jun/2008 |
| At Indo-Pak War | |
| Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets. The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes ju...
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| 16:31 | 22/May/2008 |
| There is something in this name... | |
| Well … This is not a common name so I am always asked for its meaning . But I have my own definition/meaning for it. Actually my parents named me priyanshu .this word is full of romance it is driven by the word priyansh. it means priya +ka+ansh means part of love(r) or dear one . for my mother’s point of view I am part of her love i.e. part of m...
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| Swati | 19:11 | 24/May/2008 |
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| मेरे हौसलों की उड़ान आँधियों के संग आई है, तुम ये ना समझो क...
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| Charu Govil | 17:12 | 30/May/2008 |
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| Have We Lost with Time? |
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| 1976.. that’s too nostalgic.. waiting for 8 o’clock Wednesday evening.. finely simmering the SW Radio to tune in to Ceylon Broadcasting Corporation.. yes its going to be Amin Sayani on the air (with his magical voice)…. Playing the top ‘n’ hot 20 Hindi songs.. right from SHOR, Abhimaan, to the Kapoors and the Chopras and so on., as we kept stepping...
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| vira | 14:53 | 2/Jun/2008 |
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| Glossary of Paper TermsAcid Free: Paper that is free from any acid content or other substances likely to have a deleterious effect on the paper or its ability to last over time. Archival: Paper that is not only acid free but also lignin and sulfur free. Most commonly used to repair historic documents, the paper must be long lasting without caus...
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| daniel ribero | 01:18 | 30/May/2008 |
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| Top 10 Ideas To Revive a Fizzling Relati... |
| Love is exciting, and when a relationship is new, almost everything you do together is fresh and alive, and keeps you enthralled. Then time begins to pass, and while the love is still there, the relationship may have lost some of its sparkle, whether it's because you now have a family or not. Here are some of the top 10 ideas to revive a fizzling ...
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| saurabh lal | 17:06 | 17/May/2008 |
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| MALL-ed to death |
| Having a car and a girlfriend is the double whammy of highest order. I happen to have the misery of both. Last weekend we set off on a “long drive” excursion which she finds mysteriously romantic. To me, driving pointlessly to unknown is nothing but a schizophrenic activity. However this profound notion of mine didn’t urge me to argue with her. Her...
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| Suhana Sharma | 11:57 | 20/Feb/2008 |
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| APPROCHING DEATH |
| I am dying,my life is going away from me slowly flying,with only last few breaths to lift,I know my end is certain just with the difference of a shift. I want time to stopand all around silence to hop.With this silence, I am making peace with my mind,to forget all the great memories that I am going to leave behind. Earlier I thought I could run awa...
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| Vijit Vivek | 13:57 | 17/Mar/2008 |
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| STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R . If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party , a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her c...
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| Adesh Guru | 12:21 | 16/May/2008 |
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| one change ur life |
| Quotations that will change your life if you pledge to follow " It doesn't matter whatsomeone else thinks, believes or does but it does matter what you think,believe and do - stop listening to the critics and start believing inYOU!" "It doesn'tmatter if you come in first. What matters is that you come in first withyourself." ...
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| SHANKAR N | 19:27 | 14/May/2008 |
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| Weekly Technical Analysis Recommendations for buy / sell of stocks are updated in our site for FREE.If you are an investor in stocks / shares do not miss it. Visit our site nowhttp://sharemarkettechniques.page.tlA lso learn pivot point trading, various techniques, download FREE PIVOT POINT calculator and FREE TRIAL VERSION of CAPTECH Software. Incre...
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| azaa g | 21:51 | 8/May/2008 |
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| A walk in da rain |
| When the world has taken its tollAnd I feel so out of controlEverything I do or sayBecomes a big disarrayThe rain begins to fallCreating a dark wallBrings a grin to my faceI grab my shoes and raceInto the wet wall of tearsAll at once letting go of my fearsNow I don’t have to be shyBehind the wet wall I can cryWith every falling drop The pain begins...
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| Ayushi Sharma | 16:22 | 27/May/2008 |
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| Most important ten words |
| I found a small but interesting poster on road side it was like this · The most selfish one letter word........... "I" Avoid it. · The most satisfying two-letter word......."WE" Use it. · The most poisonous three-letter word..... "EGO" Kill it. · The most used four-letter word........... "LOVE"Value it. · The m...
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| Kiran Sodhi | 10:52 | 6/Apr/2008 |
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| Smile Please |
| Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight.Teacher:What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. Question:What is the fullform of maths. Answer: Mentally A...
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| Vish Iyer | 22:01 | 4/May/2008 |
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| Stories we tell ourselves |
| The stories we tell ourselves daily affect our quality of life. Play close attention to these stories – question them to see if you feel like a victim and someone else is a villain. These stories can unleash of chain of thoughts that cause serious harm to your mental balance. Have made a list of such stories that run my mind everyday - T...
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| Manu Nair | 07:33 | 27/May/2008 |
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| Inflation/Dependency |
| What's the main reason for the price-hike? Is it Inflation or are we depended on other countries like the USA? What can the Government do to control the frequent price-hike of the different commodities on hand?
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| Tanishka | 21:23 | 23/May/2008 |
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| ***THE GREEN STAR*** |
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| There were millions of stars in the sky, stars of all colors: silver, green, red, blue, golden. One day, restless, they approached him and suggested God: Lord, we'd like to live on earth, live with people. "This will be done," replied the Lord. It is said that on that night was a fantastic shower of stars. Some are nestled in the towers of churche...
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| nataszah | 06:25 | 1/Jun/2008 |
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| Addiction |
| Which is more addictive? Drugs? Or Sex? 998 out of 1000 Woman responded Replied........ Defends on the pushers..... LOLZ
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| cathy | 16:09 | 17/May/2008 |
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| We've come so far To leave it all behind I wonder why Why did you go away You left me all alone No words can say My love please stay You and I We have moments left to share You and I We can make it anywhere You and I We belong in each other's arms There can be no other love Now I know we can have it all... Forever Each night I pray That we can be t...
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| Sami Ahmed | 13:29 | 2/Jun/2008 |
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| Buying Books |
| Today I will tell you my experiences with books. Being a voracious reader from childhood, I read whatever I get my hands on. When I was a child I used to borrow magazines and story books from friends and relatives. Or used to go to library where I could read all kind of magazines and novels. Thus my reading habit continued. But, ironically, I never...
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| Richard | 13:47 | 3/Jun/2008 |
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| VIOLENCE |
| Thye violent situation that swept many areas of South Africa has been covered by many news channels in both print and audio visual. The tragedy is that many peope lost their lives and others were displaced. The hype of xenophobia hass been echoed by many people including many in government, the media, and ordinary people. The upper and middle cla...
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| PROMIT BANERJEE | 11:34 | 7/Mar/2008 |
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| ATTITUDE.....FIND IT IN U |
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| IFA=1B=2C=3D=4E=5F=6G=7H=8I=9J=10K=11L= 12M=13N=14O=15P=16Q=17R=18S=19T=20U=21V= 22W=23X=24Y=25Z=26Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%(None of them makes 100%)Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!Leadership? ...... NO!!!!Every problem has a solution, o...
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| Bela Dedhia | 12:24 | 27/Feb/2008 |
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| Hello friends, I was a little apprehensive when I joined iland.But after the gr8 response that I received, all my doubts seemed 2 have vanished.I have already made quitea few friends.I was surprised to see so many invites of friendship.It really helped to boost my confidence.I must confess that I am a new entrant to the world of net.but he...
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| mohini antony | 13:43 | 29/May/2008 |
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| "i welcome u to my life,what can i do to get u as my own?if sachin can marry a girl elder to him why cant i"it seems the boy is getting serious.this may be ofcourse an infactuation.........but so nice to cherish in mind..............nowadays i injoy it verymuch...................a special kind of plleasure.............a proud feel..........feel so ...
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| sandeep koul | 11:16 | 18/May/2008 |
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| Muslims silent as Pandits fled: Omar Abd... |
| This is what Omar Abdullah said recently:SRINAGAR: National Conference president Omar Abdullah has accused Muslims of being mute spectators at the time of exodus of Kashmiri Pandits from the Valley in the 1990s. "It's so easy to say that we will lay down our lives to bring Kashmiri Pandits back to the Valley and I appreciate the sentiment as I am s...
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| SAVI SHRESTHA | 14:13 | 5/Apr/2008 |
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| tumse hai mera jo naata,koi bhi nahi samajh paata,judi hu tumse dard ke kaaran,par is jahaan me dard ka rishta har koi nahi nibhata.these lines are dedicated to my dear bacchha Ashu.i will be missing her b'coz she is leaving me.she is very innocent.i m scared that how will she face the world out of my reach where i will not be able to hold her hand...
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| krithi s | 09:28 | 20/Feb/2008 |
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| friend.... I bet everyone agrees with the fact the best relationship in this world in undoubtely the GIFT OF FRIENDSHIP.Everyone has a best friend.......but person who understands more than u do....a person who knows all about u.....a person who can accept as you are is really rare to find.....friends are the one u can talk to anytime..neva thinks...
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| archie jha | 11:46 | 16/May/2008 |
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| How do u CUT roads????? By LAUGHINGBecause "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste" Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!! Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ??? socho....... nahi pata.....
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| Jein Rajan | 18:34 | 17/Dec/2007 |
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| Destination Chithirapuram |
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| If you are looking for a perfect vacation, or rather a rejuvenating vacation. Then the Kerala tour offers its Chithirapuram hill tour that is a perfect way to wash away all your fatigue and monotony. Only at a distance of 10 Kms from Munnar, this sleepy little hill town is a paradisiacal retreat that offers you the best of nature and its beauty. In...
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| K Nagesh | 22:33 | 28/Mar/2008 |
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| JEEVAN TARANG |
| A Deferred Annuity Plan from Life Insurance Corporation of India (LIC) that offers youLife Insurance Coverage right from day 1 of commencementy till your 100 years of age,Bonus on the full insured amount for the full Premium Payment Term (PPT) you have chosen that could be 10 or 15 or 20 years,Tax-free Annuity (Annual Payment) @ 5.5 % of the sum i...
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| velan | 12:59 | 25/Feb/2008 |
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| How Heavy is a Glass of Water |
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| A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it.""If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an h...
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| datanentrygo | 07:49 | 19/Mar/2008 |
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| Jobs of editorial proofreading. |
| Jobs of editorial proofreading. Editorial proofreaders they can also recommend changes in word choice or inappropriate punctuation. Jobs of editorial proofreading. http://jobcenter.webs.com/pr.htm
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| indal kumar | 13:46 | 31/Dec/2007 |
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| WISHES (2008) |
| My Dear All Friend, I wish you a very Happy & Prosperous New Year 2008. wishing you a great time with good things happening, every moment glowing with joy and laughter, and may each fresh dawn bring good loock for all my friend with best compliments ...
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| ramnath rajaram | 03:38 | 2/Jun/2008 |
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| Too Busy for a Friend... |
| Too Busy for a Friend... Oneday a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. ...
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| meenakshi singh | 10:48 | 5/Feb/2008 |
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| You are safe |
| When the road ahead gets hazyAnd you are unable to seeMy love will become an emberTo show you the path When you feel really lowAnd don’t know where to goMy love will throw its loving armsTo wrap you baby… to hug you When your heart stops speaking to youAnd you feel heavyMy love will be all ears for your heartTo listen to the unconscious hum When al...
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| Bonjour Ji | 06:18 | 6/Feb/2008 |
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| The Internet and I |
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| Since I started the blog yesterday, I was thinking about all thatthe Internet lets us do… I mean, it was ONLY 10 years ago that Ientered in the world of the Internet, and since that time, I have beenusing it almost everyday. (I might be one of those who you call“addicted” …mmmh) I use it for everything, I really mean EVERYTHING!Internet is:my lette...
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| swarnima | 18:19 | 30/Mar/2008 |
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| Nothing helps... |
| Its been two months since that unfortunate day..but the pain is absolutely the same, infact growing everyday..nothing helps...I still am not able to accept it...seems i'll open my eyes and whatever i am going through would turn out to be a nightmare...life is like a living hell these daysi dont know if whatever i am doing is right..i am so disguste...
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| sohamswami | 11:27 | 31/May/2008 |
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| ONLY FOR TRINA-PART 2 |
| Neel got up hotily from his seat.I just caught his hand and pulled him down again to his seat.Neel uttered-' Disgusting, Riku'I gave a wide smile and said-' We Bongs have some peculier habits--When angry we speak in English,when sick ,we eat lot of Fruits'Neel could not hide his smile-'You are impossible , Riku!'I said-'Don't worry, I will tell yo...
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| shriya sen | 00:15 | 3/Feb/2008 |
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| The DrAmA QuEeN!! |
| Just yesterday the most bitter reality of life sunk into me.Something I had been hearing since I was 14.It baffles me it took me so long to figure myself.Its funny how I realised it however.Watching a harmless(infact entertaining funny) episode of scrubs it dawned upon me.Now for all those who don't see this series(oh my god newbie how on earth can...
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